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A farmer goes to see a lawyer

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A farmer goes to see a lawyer

Postby Hunter » Sat Dec 31, 2016 10:49 pm

Once upon a time a farmer went to a lawyer about getting a divorce from his wife. This exchange was overheard in the lawyer's waiting room:

LAWYER: Do you have grounds?

FARMER: Yup, I've got 640 acres.

LAWYER: No, that's not what I meant, do you have a case?

FARMER: Nope, don't have a Case tractor, I got a John Deere. That's what I farm them 640 acres with.

LAWYER: No, no, you're not understanding me. Do you want to bring suit? Have you got a grudge?

FARMER: Well, I reckon I got a suit hanging at home in the closet. The grudge, that's where I keep my John Deere.

LAWYER: Good grief, we're not communicating at all! Let's talk about your wife for a minute. Do you beat her up?

FARMER: Nope, she gets up about 4:30 in the morning, same as I do.

LAWYER: No. No! Let me ask a different question, is she a nagger?

FARMER: No, but the last kid was, that's the reason I want a divorce!!
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Re: A farmer goes to see a lawyer

Postby Teutonic » Sat Dec 31, 2016 11:37 pm

Duty, Honour, Sacrifice.
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