EzraLB wrote:I think there are six corners to the Earth, not four....
EzraLB... you get comment of the day.
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EzraLB wrote:I think there are six corners to the Earth, not four....
wmfinck wrote:
Maybe if they drilled too deep, all the oil would leak out the bottom and we would really be screwed.
MichaelAllen wrote:It's not freakin dinosaur bones
by ICfreely on October 4th, 2015, 9:42 am
I’d like to share my ‘Discredit by Dissociative Disorder Theory’ (aka Neo Clown College phenomenon). The Royal Society of Tavi-stalkers has unleashed yet another golem upon mankind – ‘Christians Against Dinosaurs.’ The, all too transparent, goals of this new ‘entity’ are to:
1) Equate rational dinosaur skepticism with fanatical religious nonsense.
2) Reinforce the momo meme, ‘Bible-bad-belief, science-good-knowledge.’
3) Prepare a nice, big ‘flat earth clues – September clues forum – Christians against dinosaurs, Arabs, Jews and emus’ shit-sandwich cluster-fuck for undiscerning minds to feast on.
If you’re inclined to believe in the good book and the terrible lizards, then Kent Hovind’s your guy. He went mano-a-mano with the wonder boy in an epic creation vs. evolution debate on CNN. ‘Sci-fi’ Nye proved, to this writer’s satisfaction, that he’s one of the very few (say, the capacity of a short yellow school bus) people capable of deciphering Uncle Alby’s Very Special Theories. Bill & Kent’s constant appeals to authority, asking loaded/misleading questions, giving dodgy answers and leading their would-be followers into dead-ends and circular arguments were as intellectually stimulating as watching a couple of very special Olympians attempting to copulate with a doorknob.
The Sarge is in charge of the ‘fascinated by strange, clueless speculations’ sect whom still wish to believe in unclear theology. Jeranism (aka Bizarro ICfreely, WhyCfreely), is the (dim) witty (not so) irreverent word-play (con) artist (Totally Globull :rolleyes: ) who got tongue-tied trying to explain the ‘stellar aberration’ phenomenon within the FE model to Robert Sungenis. The good Sheppard Rob is there to guide those who’ve lost faith in the starry messenger back into the loving arms of the United Church of the Zionized Roman Demigods. Sungenis has all the signs & symptoms of Double-Duped Syndrome. Severe episodes of sci-fi delusions followed by manic biblical conclusions have obviously taken their toll. Remember folks, it’s not his fault. The man is suffering from a terminal mind diminishing disease. His refusal to seek treatment (conscientious curiosity and critical thinking) makes him a lost cause.
Welcome to the Sci-Fi/Wi-Fi jungle dear novice reader. The ‘gods’ care not what you believe in, so long as you believe in something. The day could come when the establishment actively endorses CluesForumism. The Orthodox Simonian Fundamentalists will study the Gospel of Maat, Nonhocapito’s Book of Numbers, Brianv’s Book of Proverbs, the Lost Book of Lux and the Apostle Scud. The other faction will be built around hoi’s extensive musings with something for everyone. The Hoi Purists will demand strict interpretation (and adherence/allegiance to) the sacred words of his Hoiness thereby driving themselves insane. The post-modern avant-garde neo hoi-ites will be the relativist sub-sect catchall for the rest of the hoi-ists…
What will the whacky wizards of cause & effect come up with next? Jews & Gentiles Against Jurassic Parks? Muslims Against Wiccans and Woolly Mammoths? Possibilities abound, mate!
Put on the full armor of Yahweh, for you to be able to stand against the methods of the False Accuser, because for us the struggle is not against blood and flesh, but against realms, against authorities, against the rulers of the order of this darkness, against the spiritual things of wickedness among the heavenly places.
For there shall arise false Christs and false prophets and they shall give signs and wonders for which to lead astray – if possible – the elect.
James in chapter 5 of his epistle wrote: 2 Your riches are corrupted, and your garments are motheaten. 3 Your gold and silver is cankered; and the rust of them shall be a witness against you, and shall eat your flesh as it were fire. Ye have heaped treasure together for the last days.
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