God hates Iceland according to the Baptists

[icelander93]

GOD HATES ICELAND!



The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.
All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

[Les]

You mixed in some factual truths but have given us a bizarre post.


...still, interesting..I will look up some of these points I never knew about Iceland, and see if it is true.

[icelander93]

Actualy this is what the Baptists wrote on theyr forum. Some of this is true but they are spreading hatred of theyr anglosaxon kinsmen which i dont like.

[bamaman]

A lot of what the Baptists are complaining about is happening in the United States.
They might as well be pointing their finger at themselves. Plus they are ignorant of
the Icelandic flag. If these Baptists are so pious then America would not be in the
shape it is in. Well, the Baptists are hypocrites. I have known a Baptist Decon who
was a sick pervert, he was a Hypocrite and the Baptist church thought he was a
pillar of the community. Most Baptist Decons are alcoholics anyway, the Baptist
Pastors twist scripture and have no clue what the scripture says. Now them saying
that Lutherans are going to hell is a statement they made because they want every
one to join their church and fill the coffers with money so the Baptist Pastor can ride
around in an expensive automobile and live in an expensive house. I am convinced the
Baptist Church just does not like competition. It this all about money once you study
the issue and they want Iceland's money to flow into their collection plate so the
preachers can preach a smooth sermon and make people feel that everything is going
to be alright, just sit back, go to sleep and keep the money coming. If you question
their beliefs then they will attack you like a rabid dog.

[Unnamed]

^
That's a pretty fair assessment, yeah.

When I was a Methodist, we had a saying: what's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? A Methodist will speak to you in the liquor store.

[icelander93]

Yah i read on wikipedia that this site is a parody site but they dont sound fake on the site ive noticed they mostly make god hates this country threads about white countrys. Also its like they have a very narrow wiew that America is the perfect godloving country and all others are just full of pagans and what have you

[JamesTheJust]

Pay that site no mind. If its the one I'm thinking about, its run by a couple of damned joos.