Obama Jokes

[wmfinck]

What the hell did they expect? Anybody with half a brain knew that he was an outright Marxist at least a year before he was elected!



Supposedly seen on US Hwy 15-501 at Lamms Grove intersection near Durham, NC

From David Q.

[JamesTheJust]

That sign is almost perfect except I would have changed the last line to say something like "Thanks Kenyan Obama". Not as snappy, I'll admit, but then I'm trying to think this on the fly.

[mouthypatricia]

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman. so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it's just too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.

[davethenobody]

The Whitehouse gardener has been fired. When asked the reason he said:

"All I did was ask if anyone knew where the Spade and the Hoe were"..