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Man seeks restraining order against God

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Man seeks restraining order against God

Postby brucebohn » Fri May 06, 2016 8:21 am

Only from the mind of a rebellious JEW! :lol: :lol:



The petitioner, who was not named in the report, noted that he had tried to obtain the restraining order from police for the past three years but that police had merely sent a patrol car to his home on 10 occasions.

He argued that over a three-year period God, had exhibited a seriously negative attitude toward him, although details of just what divine mischief he had borne the brunt of were not mentioned in the report.



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Re: Man seeks restraining order against God

Postby EzraLB » Fri May 06, 2016 8:48 am

brucebohn wrote:He argued that over a three-year period God, had exhibited a seriously negative attitude toward him, although details of just what divine mischief he had borne the brunt of were not mentioned in the report.


All jews are clinically insane, but this "kvetch" at least gets something right--Yahweh does, in fact, have a "seriously negative attitude" toward not just this one jew, but all jews. He must have just figured out that Obadiah meant what he said about the fate of the Edomite jews:

Obadiah 1:18
And the house of Jacob shall be a fire, and the house of Joseph a flame, and the house of Esau for stubble, and they shall kindle in them, and devour them; and there shall not be any remaining of the house of Esau; for the LORD hath spoken it.
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Re: Man seeks restraining order against God

Postby Teutonic » Fri May 06, 2016 2:31 pm

More like God seeks a restraining order against jewbags like this guy.
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