Racial humour

[Staropramen]

Why don't niggers take aspirin?

They refuse to pick the cotton out of the bottle.

How do you know that Adam and Eve were not black?

Ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

[NicoChristian]

Why are there no swimming teachers in Cuba?

Because anybody who knows how to swim is in Miami.


How do you pacify 10 negroes?

Throw them a basketball.


How do you get 20 Ethiopians into a telephone box?

Throw a bagel in.


What are the three happiest years of little negroes' life?

2nd grade.


When are the two busiest days of the month for a drug dealer?


1st and the 15th, when the Negroes cash their welfare cheques.


Why are there no stray dogs and cats in China?

C'mon you know why.


If you eat too much Chinese food you'll end up like a gook. Your eyes will slant, your manhood will shrink up, you'll open up a laundry.

[Staropramen]

How come so many niggers die during combat?

Every time the squad leader shouts "get down" the niggers get up and start dancing.

[Staropramen]

Funny pictures in my Photobucket;



My horrible photoshop skills;

[Staropramen]

SwordBrethren told this one on an old Forum Call program;

A rabbi encounters a pig and the pig asks him "excuse me mr. jew, why won't you eat us?" The rabbi replies "we're not cannibals!"

[Staropramen]

[Les]

[Staropramen]

[Staropramen]

Two nigger cannibals finish eating a clown. One jig looks at the other and says "did that taste funny to you?"

[EzraLB]

Two nigger cannibals finish eating a clown. One jig looks at the other and says "did that taste funny to you?"