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Racial humour

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Racial humour

Postby NicoChristian » Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:51 pm

Who was the greatest Jewish cook in history?

Adolf Hitler.


Why did Hitler panic and commit suicide in 1945?

They sent him his gas bill.


How do you get 10 Jews into a phone booth?

Throw a penny inside.


How do you kill two Jews?

Throw a nickel in between them and watch them fight to the death.


A man walks into a bar and sees Ariel Sharon and George Bush jnr talking. After introducing himself he inquires as to their conversation. They say that they're planning the next offensive against the Palestinians and Persians. What's going to happen says the man. We're going to leave scorched earth over the Palestinian territories then we're going to incapacitate Iran and kill a pretty blonde haired model. Why kill a pretty blonde haired model asks the man. See says Ariel to George, I told you nobody cares about the Palestinians and Iranians.
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Re: Racial humour

Postby Rogue » Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:57 pm

Did you hear about the Jew who found a wheel chair?

He broke his sons back...
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Re: Racial humour

Postby Staropramen » Tue Nov 25, 2014 12:12 pm

How was copper wire invented? Two kikes fighting over a penny.
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Re: Racial humour

Postby HeiligeSchriftLeser » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:09 am

Staropramen wrote:How was copper wire invented? Two kikes fighting over a penny.


lol

Were they the orthodox kikes...?

Is that why they have that weird "ringlet twirly" hair on the sides of their heads....as a motif of their only invention...? heh!
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Re: Racial humour

Postby Rogue » Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:53 pm

What does a Jew keep in his sugar bowl?

A Fork....
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Re: Racial humour

Postby Staropramen » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:18 pm

HeiligeSchriftLeser wrote:
Staropramen wrote:How was copper wire invented? Two kikes fighting over a penny.


lol

Were they the orthodox kikes...?

Is that why they have that weird "ringlet twirly" hair on the sides of their heads....as a motif of their only invention...? heh!


Maybe :lol:
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Re: Racial humour

Postby wmfinck » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:55 am

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If a jew is moving his lips, he's lying. If you see a rabbi, there has already been a crime!
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Re: Racial humour

Postby Kentucky » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:01 pm

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Oh the humanity.....
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Re: Racial humour

Postby Joe » Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:00 pm

It -seems- the joke is on us.
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Re: Racial humour

Postby HeiligeSchriftLeser » Sun Dec 07, 2014 10:33 am

You guys all do know that "Schwarzenegger".....is BLACK NIGGER in German,...right !?

He often says in biographies....it means "black ploughman"....ie : field nigger !

You gotta hand it to Arhnault....he knows how to have fun with words.

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