Once upon a time a farmer went to a lawyer about getting a divorce from his wife. This exchange was overheard in the lawyer's waiting room:
LAWYER: Do you have grounds?
FARMER: Yup, I've got 640 acres.
LAWYER: No, that's not what I meant, do you have a case?
FARMER: Nope, don't have a Case tractor, I got a John Deere. That's what I farm them 640 acres with.
LAWYER: No, no, you're not understanding me. Do you want to bring suit? Have you got a grudge?
FARMER: Well, I reckon I got a suit hanging at home in the closet. The grudge, that's where I keep my John Deere.
LAWYER: Good grief, we're not communicating at all! Let's talk about your wife for a minute. Do you beat her up?
FARMER: Nope, she gets up about 4:30 in the morning, same as I do.
LAWYER: No. No! Let me ask a different question, is she a nagger?
FARMER: No, but the last kid was, that's the reason I want a divorce!!