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Celebrate Hanukkah with Walmart

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Celebrate Hanukkah with Walmart

Postby wmfinck » Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:51 pm

It should certainly be no surprise that Walmart loves Jews, and bends over backwards to help them celebrate their special holidays, such as Hanukkah. Here is just one way how they help:

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I just can't wait to see the specials for ramadhan!!!
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Re: Celebrate Hanukkah with Walmart

Postby Kentucky » Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:59 pm

One of the biggest scams is the kosher tax and that jews don't eat swine. Of course jews eat ham. Filthy people eat filthy animals.

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Re: Celebrate Hanukkah with Walmart

Postby brucebohn » Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:03 pm

Well, they would bend over "frontwards" as well, to please the Jew..
So, is this some kind of "Kosher" Ham?
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Re: Celebrate Hanukkah with Walmart

Postby bahr » Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:13 pm

Swines eating swines...well, they are the true Kahni Baal after all :D
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Re: Celebrate Hanukkah with Walmart

Postby EzraLB » Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:26 pm

When it really comes down to it, the jewish Talmud prohibits nothing, including eating pork. There are always exceptions to every rule. As far as eating pork, here's just one exception:

"With a pregnant woman, for example, the rabbis are so concerned about her well-being, and even just her peace of mind, that they allow her to violate Jewish dietary laws. Familiar with the idea that pregnancy brings cravings, the rabbis ask what to do if a woman suddenly develops a craving for pork. Because this is considered a health matter rather than just an idle whim, she is allowed to satisfy it—first, by tasting a bit of pork juice through a straw; then, if she’s still craving it, by eating the meat itself. “There is no halakha that stands in the way of saving a life,” the Talmud rules, “except for the prohibitions against idol worship, and forbidden sexual relationships, and bloodshed.”

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In case a jew is bitten by a rabid dog, the rabbis have given some very reasonable advice:

"There is some debate over what to do for a person who is bitten by a mad dog: Some rabbis advise eating liver, while others say this is useless. A more extreme treatment, mentioned in Yoma 84a, is to take off all your clothes and run naked, as Rav Huna did once when he was rubbed by a mad dog. If all else fails, however, the Talmud offers a magic prescription: The patient should take the skin of a male hyena and write on it the incantation “Kanti kanti kelirus,” then bury his clothes in a cemetery for 12 months. During that year, he may not drink water from a cup, only from a copper tube, lest he see the reflection of a demon in the water."
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Re: Celebrate Hanukkah with Walmart

Postby wmfinck » Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:53 pm

Rabbi, Rabies, the similarity in the construction of the words cannot be a coincidence.
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Re: Celebrate Hanukkah with Walmart

Postby Kentucky » Tue Mar 01, 2016 6:31 pm

wmfinck wrote:Rabbi, Rabies, the similarity in the construction of the words cannot be a coincidence.

Rabid jews. Rabbit trails......

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