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I hate chickens
Ever since the pieces of crap woke me at dawn
They taste good fried or baked
Kill em all

Definitely had to chuckle at that one

My wife and I were visiting this woman that we knew in the Czech Republic. A neighbor of hers came over and the next thing I know my wife is instructing me to go with this woman who needs help. My Czech isn't so good so communicating with her was difficult but along I went.

We're in her backyard and she hands me an axe. She walks away and comes back with a chicken. She's yanking this thing by it's neck and motioning to me in such a way that it was obvious what my task was. Behead the thing while she holds it down.

Ok, I'm not squeamish but I was concerned that I would slip up and take off the woman's hand or something. I was really nervous about hurting her. Well, I tried my best, I didn't hurt her but I didn't quite take the chicken's head off either. She jumped back and let go of the chicken. The next thing I know this chicken takes off and starts flying around with it's head half hanging off and squirting blood all over the place.

I got the hell out of there! Lol!

I had a friend who had a rooster and it was not possible for me to sleep past 5am when at his house. It was infuriating.

Staropramen wrote:I got the hell out of there! Lol!

That's a pretty good story, lol.

I've killed sheep and geese and those at least had the good grace to not flap around postmortem. Why just chickens? They do taste good though.

I can still remember, as if it were just yesterday, as a 5 year old
standing in my back yard, the fascination in watching my neighbors
who were avid hunters, beheading turtles (from which they made soup)
and these headless turtles would crawl around for what seemed like
hours. They claimed that they could remain alive until sunset....

brucebohn wrote:These headless turtles would crawl around for what seemed like hours. They claimed that they could remain alive until sunset....

They sound like those rare jewish vampire turtles.