List of Impossible Beliefs Held by Judeo Christians

[MikeTheAdamite]

How about the Judeochristians belief that Ruth was a Genetic Moabite?(or at least the Jehovahs Witnesses believe)
Even with Deuteronomy 23:3 clearly stating that no Moabite can ever enter the congrEgation of Israel,they insist that Ruth was a Moabite!
The only support I can find for this comes from the Talmud (Yevamoth 77a) which says that it is only the male Moabite who is forbidden to enter the Israelite congregation.
I don't think I need say any more!!

[Staropramen]

How about the Judeochristians belief that Ruth was a Genetic Moabite?(or at least the Jehovahs Witnesses believe)
Even with Deuteronomy 23:3 clearly stating that no Moabite can ever enter the congrEgation of Israel,they insist that Ruth was a Moabite!
The only support I can find for this comes from the Talmud (Yevamoth 77a) which says that it is only the male Moabite who is forbidden to enter the Israelite congregation.
I don't think I need say any more!!

Bertrand Comparet has addressed this. From what I recall he demonstrated with scripture that the genetic Moabites were exterminated by the Israelites at an earlier time and Ruth was simply a lost Israelite living in that place called Moab.

[MikeTheAdamite]

Yes,I have read the article and even though people will debate wether or not the Moabites were actually all killed,the law states that NO Moabite can EVER enter the Israelite congregation.end of!

[Filidh]

here's a quote from "Learn New Testament Greek", 3rd edition, by John Dobson.

i forgot to jot down the page number, but it's in the appendix under the category "51.2 Mark 7:27-28".


"τά κυνάρια ὑποκάτω τῆς τραπέζης. [ta kunaria hupokato tays trapezays]
In Greek κύων [kuon] means 'dog' or 'cur'. In Palestine, dogs were scavengers, as they still are in many parts of the world. In Revelation 22:15, they are a symbol of perverts and animals. No one would have wanted a dog in his home.
κυνάριον [kunarion] means 'puppy' (a young, little dog). In Palestine, young puppies were sometimes kept in the home as pets.
In Matthew's account, when Jesus spoke to the woman he did not use the word κύων. He used the word κυνάριον, as 'dogs'. Our knowledge of Palestinian culture confirms that 'little puppies' would be a much better translation.
All passages that have to do with animals demand particular care from the translator, since the cultural background against which people experience animals varies so much." -John Dobson, liar and alienlover.

i was at the library, browsing around, and came across this book, written by a "reverend". not gonna call him reverend, cuz the day i revere someone as insidious, deceitful, slick, and conniving as this, is the day someone needs to get a 12-gauge and put me out of my misery cuz i've clearly gone off the path.

this is just...this is a book for teens to learn new testament greek, it's target audience is ages 13-18 judging from the language and teaching methodology, and for him to do this is to this to those who are young and naive and eager to learn about the word of their father is evil incarnate.

also, this is a clear example of why noman should ever use any modern, mainstream "learn x language in just 30 days style" books for, not just koine greek, but any language, and should always go to the older grammar-translation-method books that are usually free from this selfdeath-bringing evil.

a kunarion is still a dog, it's genetically a dog, the fact that it's a young dog doesn't change the fact that it's a dog.

and anyman knowing the sheer twisted cleverness of the seducer should have mercy on the seduced, and love them nonetheless, wising that we ourselves would be right there with them were it not for the grace of father christ, and thus seeking to win them over with love more than anger.

edit: deleted a sentence fragment

[Staropramen]

Thanks Filidh, now I know what "cur" means. I heard a recording where someone used that word and I had no idea what he meant.

[Staropramen]

My wife mentioned to me the other day that there was a display of "being slayed in the spirit" recently at her judeochristian voodoohut. A bunch of the top gasbags where exorcising a nigger or something and she fell backwards on the floor. When my wife told me about this I was reminded of something SwordBrethren said about this tomfoolery on a recent episode of Pragmatic Genesis. He mentioned that in most [if not all?] places in the bible where people are brought down before God they generally fall forwards [on their knees or face usually] not backwards. My wife thought this was a good point. Does anyone know of a passage where someone fell backwards before Yahweh? Judeochristianity being backwards I suppose it's only appropriate they fall backwards.

[bahr]

People under hypnosis typically fall backwards because, you know, "you can trust the hypnotizer".

[wmfinck]

My wife mentioned to me the other day that there was a display of "being slayed in the spirit" recently at her judeochristian voodoohut. A bunch of the top gasbags where exorcising a nigger or something and she fell backwards on the floor. When my wife told me about this I was reminded of something SwordBrethren said about this tomfoolery on a recent episode of Pragmatic Genesis. He mentioned that in most [if not all?] places in the bible where people are brought down before God they generally fall forwards [on their knees or face usually] not backwards. My wife thought this was a good point. Does anyone know of a passage where someone fell backwards before Yahweh? Judeochristianity being backwards I suppose it's only appropriate they fall backwards.

Sometimes during a program I let things slide, maybe out of sloth or maybe because I did not care to get into it since it is off-topic.

When people "fall on their faces" in Scripture, that does not indicate an involuntary motion. Rather, throughout ancient literature, people fell on their faces by kneeling and putting their faces to the ground as a sign of respect, homage and reverence of their subject.

There are a lot of references in Egyptian inscriptions of men falling on their bellies before pharaohs.

Therefore we see this exchange in the Revelation, in chapter 22 (KJV):

" 8 And I John saw these things, and heard them. And when I had heard and seen, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel which shewed me these things. 9 Then saith he unto me, See thou do it not: for I am thy fellowservant, and of thy brethren the prophets, and of them which keep the sayings of this book: worship God."

There is one instance of people falling backwards, that I can think of, in John chapter 18 (KJV):

"1 When Jesus had spoken these words, he went forth with his disciples over the brook Cedron, where was a garden, into the which he entered, and his disciples. 2 And Judas also, which betrayed him, knew the place: for Jesus ofttimes resorted thither with his disciples. 3 Judas then, having received a band of men and officers from the chief priests and Pharisees, cometh thither with lanterns and torches and weapons. 4 Jesus therefore, knowing all things that should come upon him, went forth, and said unto them, Whom seek ye? 5 They answered him, Jesus of Nazareth. Jesus saith unto them, I am he. And Judas also, which betrayed him, stood with them. 6 As soon then as he had said unto them, I am he, they went backward, and fell to the ground."

[Staropramen]

There is one instance of people falling backwards, that I can think of, in John chapter 18 (KJV):

"1 When Jesus had spoken these words, he went forth with his disciples over the brook Cedron, where was a garden, into the which he entered, and his disciples. 2 And Judas also, which betrayed him, knew the place: for Jesus ofttimes resorted thither with his disciples. 3 Judas then, having received a band of men and officers from the chief priests and Pharisees, cometh thither with lanterns and torches and weapons. 4 Jesus therefore, knowing all things that should come upon him, went forth, and said unto them, Whom seek ye? 5 They answered him, Jesus of Nazareth. Jesus saith unto them, I am he. And Judas also, which betrayed him, stood with them. 6 As soon then as he had said unto them, I am he, they went backward, and fell to the ground."

So the enemies of God fall backwards. Makes perfect sense that judeos have adopted this.

[Staropramen]

My wife was yet again encouraged by a judeochristian clown to divorce me because of my beliefs. This follows advice by church elders to pray that I wind up in jail to be taught some kind of lesson. The spirit of these jews and "jews between the ears" is continually revealed to be that of the devil himself.