Top 10 List?

[Kentucky]

Even though Snopes has debunked the association with Letterman, it's still funny.

LETTERMAN's top ten reasons there are no BLACK NASCAR drivers

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...




# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

Mark

[Nayto]

They're bad in the USA too? So it's a universal rule that niggers and cars are a bad combination? Who would have thought

[wmfinck]

They're bad in the USA too? So it's a universal rule that niggers and cars are a bad combination? Who would have thought

In reference to your post in another thread, niggers and computers are a far worse combination!